I’ve been suffering recently.
My calves were shredded.
My neck and shoulders were tight beyond belief.
My body was a single contiguous trigger point from the top of my (bald) head to the tips of my (blistered) toes.
I sacro-wedgied my psoas.
I thumped and pigeoned.
I consumed mass quantities of little blue pills.
My chiropractor convinced me of her sole solution with a mini marvel.
My massage therapist ROFL’d while he ROLF’d. He told me I needed drier balls.